Met Office’s Julia Slingo gets ready for winter

Whatever the weather brings us this winter, I've prepared a statement for the Met Office's Chief Propagandist Scientist Dame Julia Slingo to use.The recent [insert] weather is what we'd expect to see with [climate change]/[global warming]. We are loading the dice for more [insert] winters. All the evidence suggests [insert] are linked to [climate change]/[global warming].:-D